Under Achiever

Dear Ask a Cat,
My 10 year high school reunion is coming up. I've gained weight, lost my job & have no real achievements to speak of. What do I do?
Sincerely,
Under Achiever


Dear Under Achiever,
Tell everyone that you invented post-it notes.
Meow,
Ask A Cat

Afraid of being alone

 

Dear Ask A Cat,

My boyfriend recently asked me for an open relationship. What do I do?

Thanks,

Afraid of being alone

 

 

Afraid of being alone,

Dump him like yesterday’s litter box.

Meow,

Ask a Cat

Hello from Ask A Cat

My name is Olive (aka Olive-Oil). My owners thought I was a boy when they first found me abandoned in a hallway. (They're great people so I try not to judge their stupidity). Since that fateful day I've been chilling out on their couch and eating their cat food. I've also started this blog to help the human race, which, much like my owners, are stupid but well-meaning. Ask a question about your pathetic life and I'll give you the best advice you're ever gonna get.
Meow wishes,
Olive