My name is Olive (aka Olive-Oil). My owners thought I was a boy when they first found me abandoned in a hallway. (They're great people so I try not to judge their stupidity). Since that fateful day I've been chilling out on their couch and eating their cat food. I've also started this blog to help the human race, which, much like my owners, are stupid but well-meaning. Ask a question about your pathetic life and I'll give you the best advice you're ever gonna get.
Meow wishes,
Olive
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